I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.
Okay, so you have this icon
Not all that impressive, but still cute nonetheless.
will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second