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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra


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This is the cutest and most corny app for long-distance couples

digitalcrayon:

Okay, so there’s this app called “Couple” in the app store. ((I think it may have been called “Pair” as well, but I’ve got the AT&T version.)) Let me tell you about this cute little motherfucking app.

Okay, so you have this icon
image

Not all that impressive, but still cute nonetheless.

Then you…


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cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard


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"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"


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promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this


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typhonatemybaby:

Legendary Wolf.

i dont think teen wolf has actualy ever topped this moment. it was kind of downhill after this crowning moment of genius


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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second


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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

all the tracks from quill’s AWESOME MIX from guardians of the galaxy

[listen]


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