i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
I mean she’s still beautiful, are you somehow trying to demean her or kick her down a notch for not being born female and getting surgeries that made her who she is today, which I assume is happier